Latest Cars Reviews Blog: 2007 Custom Cadillac Escalade: We Want Credit For No Smurf Jokes

2007 Custom Cadillac Escalade: We Want Credit For No Smurf Jokes

This eBay Motors find almost didn’t make the cut because it didn’t quite meet our strict criteria [namely, we wouldn't be caught dead in it], but we figured that it was kind of like the obligatory fat chick: you know you should look away, but you just can’t help yourself.

Painted Lamborghini candy blue [irrefutable proof that some things only a Lambo can pull off], this modified Cadillac Escalade comes with a $50k price tag and more tv screens than a major news network. Although no one is going to accuse this ride of not being color coordinated [did you see the instrument panel?], we’d like to take this opportunity to remind all aspiring car-pimpers out there that there is such a thing as “too much of a good thing.”

Bottom line: we vote this ride “Least Likely To Earn You Street Cred.”